Crayons can melt on me for all I care
patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

trumpetangst:

marchingbandmadnesss:

pwnyo:

french horns. get it???

Oui oui baguette

hon hon hon

trumpetangst:

marchingbandmadnesss:

pwnyo:

french horns. get it???

Oui oui baguette

hon hon hon

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

theonewomandanceparty:

this is the kinda shit you see on the internet when you’ve been on the internet too long

theonewomandanceparty:

this is the kinda shit you see on the internet when you’ve been on the internet too long

onlylolgifs:

Guy on Scooter Races His Macaw Parrot

Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

litchfieldprisonblues:

He is not wrong.